"It’s the same as always. You run ahead, while I clean up after you"

“Fuck, my tea.”
— me approximately an hour after every time I make tea (via madopiano)

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Blow up my inbox.

  • Would you rather..
  • Fuck, kill or marry
  • This or that
  • Personal questions
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  • Random questions
  • Advice
  • Love/hate
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  • Anything you want!

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Hey guys it’s Todd again. As you can see I’m ridin through the city having a fucking BLAST baby! Hahaa yeah! White guys connect, looking for any single females, yeah baby.

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"hey grandpa what was the pussy like in the 1940’s"

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“That’s the problem with life, right, either you know what you want and don’t get it or you get what you want and then you don’t know what you want.”
— Diane Nguyen from BoJack Horse (via thegartravelerofeelong)

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